Guest Grouser: Starbucks Leaking Mugs
Ed. - Ladies and gentlemen, our very first Grouser guest post, from fellow blogger Tommie-Ann T. I have a few other letters that I'll be posting over the next few weeks. Keep sending them in!
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James Donald
President and CEO, Starbucks®
PO Box 3717
Seattle, Washington 98124-3717
Dear Mr. Donald:
I am writing you today with a complaint about your paper coffee
cups and Starbucks branded travel mug. Presumably you get so many complaints you have a hard time determining which should and should not be taken seriously. I implore you to take my complaint – nay threat – to discontinue my patronage seriously.
Let's start at the beginning, shall we? I was once an avid and loyal Dunkin Donuts customer, but alas, the allure of Starbucks reeled me and I have yet to return to Dunkin since I crossed over. I have been frequenting Starbucks on a daily basis for roughly six years and often my habit is a twice-a-day ordeal. I cannot even begin to calculate the amount of my retirement fund that I have flushed into your bottom-line. But, I digress, that is not the matter here – although it probably should be.
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